The real proof Brauchler is itching to launch that statewide campaign? Love letters to GOP toad state Sen. Jerry Sonnenberg and poetic perusings about how beautiful the winter drive to Morgan County is. Dude. It’s dead grass and bored cows. Get a campaign
Dear CIA/NSA spook in my iPhone, I feel like I need to explain a few things that I’m worried might be taken out of context in your office in Washington, or Punjab, if the CIA has — like everyone else — outsourced your stuff. If you’re in Punjab, I’ll type louder. I feel kind of […]
The short version? You’re pretty much either going to die sick or poor. The long version? Republicans and President Trump have simultaneously discovered the reason Obamacare is such a convoluted mess is because the American health care system is a convoluted mess
Can’t we get one night’s sleep without #BLOTUS nut-bombing the intertubes at the crack of crazy?
That is why we are coming together as a community to demand better schools. We are growing in numbers, and politicians and policymakers in Colorado would be wise to hear us and heed us
Despite the marginal alliteration, and dubious selections of cuisine, Quid is on board and sees this as a way forward for all nabobs who get shy in front of friends bearing pitch forks and carrying torches for Mark Udall. Forget the town meeting, lets have Ganja with Gardner
Judge Gorsuch’s ruling in Hobby Lobby even indicates support for “personhood,” the conferring of legal rights to a fertilized egg. That’s both medically inaccurate and it allows employers to decide for their employees which birth control to use – something that is none of their business
Presidential? Are you freaking kidding me? More like that relief you feel when your dog only quietly growls and doesn’t hump your neighbors’ legs when they stop by. Set the bar low enough and even Trump can be presidential. Oy.
If an army of tie-died hippies in sandals want to douse themselves in patchouli oil, join hands in a ring around a pumpjack in the middle of some snake-infested prairie-dog village and sing Kumbaya until they’re hoarse, knock yourselves out. If they’re trespassing, write them a ticket. If they’re not, let them be
You can walk 20 minutes to catch a bus to the train and wait 20 minutes at the bus stop for a 20-minute bus ride for a 30-minute train ride to walk 15 minutes to a bus stop to wait there for 20-minutes for a 15-minute ride to your final destination. And then do the same thing in reverse to get home? Yeah, right.