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DUPUY: Children Seeking Asylum and Finding Antipathy

DUPUY: Children Seeking Asylum and Finding Antipathy

Children are not illegal. Refugees are not illegal. Actually, because of the law Bush signed these kids at the border are here legally. The William Wilberforce Trafficking Victims Protection Reauthorization Act of 2008, gives protections to children here alone and not from Mexico or Canada

QUIDNUNC: Cry me a beer river at the county fair

QUIDNUNC: Cry me a beer river at the county fair

This year’s fair features a brewfest with some of Aurora’s super suds and despite our familiarity with 99.9 percent of Aurora’s brews (most in liver-bursting excess) we were not invited to judge the beers

PERRY: Road weary in Colorado, we’re fast not going anywhere, folks

PERRY: Road weary in Colorado, we’re fast not going anywhere, folks

Outside of late evenings and early Sunday mornings, you aren’t going anywhere fast on metro-area highways ever again. Get used to it.

DUPUY: Two Minutes of Hate: The Bergdahl Edition

DUPUY: Two Minutes of Hate: The Bergdahl Edition

Bergdahl’s colleagues rushed to national television cameras to use words like “deserter” and “traitor,” and those who hoped this could possibly damage the president merrily propagated it

JENSEN: Democratic Scandal Brings Obama to Delaware

JENSEN: Democratic Scandal Brings Obama to Delaware

Meanwhile President Obama delivers an infrastructure speech on ground shaking from Democratic Party incompetence and corruption

PERRY: Riot Fest all fun and games for local codgers until no one gets hurt

PERRY: Riot Fest all fun and games for local codgers until no one gets hurt

It’s marketing hype and hyperbole. Kind of like “Blow Out Sale” and “Miracle Whip.” It’s not really a miracle. If they called it “Marginal Whip,” we’d all be eating mayonnaise

COLE: Not your Fatherland's football game

COLE: Not your Fatherland’s football game

When Manuel Neuer, Germany’s outstanding goalkeeper, sent another goal kick into sub-orbit, Hunholz paid attention: “Maybe the Broncos could sign that guy.”

DUPUY: Immigrants and the Cootie Offense

DUPUY: Immigrants and the Cootie Offense

You know where the Ground Zero of our whooping cough epidemic is in this country? In affluent, helicopter-parent neighborhoods where lefty science deniers refused to get their spawn vaccinated. You know where it’s not? At the border.

Littwin: Bob Beauprez, welcome to the general election campaign

Littwin: Bob Beauprez, welcome to the general election campaign

This is the same Beauprez who, when he was running for governor the last time, complained about the Mexican government’s slow action by saying, “I’ve vacationed in Mexico before. I know exactly what Mexican time is.”

QUIDNUNC: Denver Aurora Eco-Devo compensates with Denver Broncos Denver dance

QUIDNUNC: Denver Aurora Eco-Devo compensates with Denver Broncos Denver dance

QUID HAS HEARD that the Denver Broncos (Denver) can thank the Aurora Economic Development Council for making sure the (Denver) Broncos don’t play to an empty (Denver) stadium on Dec. 14. It seems the local eco-devo divas had originally pegged …