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Anything that is “better” when you soak it in saltwater, cover it in bacon, drown it in butter, baste it with broth and cram it full of herbs, just in hopes of having it taste less bland, dry and tough than the sponge it really is, does not deserve the starring role in your annual, “Night Before Christmas Shopping Eve” soirée.


QUID HAS HEARD that the end has finally come for Aurora’s most famous and most self-decorated school board member, His Magnificence, Eric Nelson, PhDid not, Did, two. Your faithful hack reminds the poor reader that this very fishwrapper endorsed Uber Nelson for Aurora Public Schools board four years ago. That was back when Dr. Nelson […]