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PERRY: Aurora needs to join the chain gang and set aside road space for bicycles

PERRY: Aurora needs to join the chain gang and set aside road space for bicycles

From my treacherous perch, I watch drivers text, peel hard-boiled eggs, apply mascara (really stupid on so many levels), pick noses and radio stations and do everything but pay close attention to what’s going on around them

Littwin: We're bombing, again. What could go wrong?

Littwin: We’re bombing, again. What could go wrong?

In Libya, we became part of the coalition air force for the rebels. You remember: Leading from behind, they called it. Qaddafi fell. The rebels won. More Arab Spring. Until the country fell into chaos and, eventually, Benghazi happened

DURST: The Slacker Congress

DURST: The Slacker Congress

In essence, they’re taking a vacation from nothing. Which is a lot like waking up to take a nap. Topping breakfast off with a sleeping pill. Floating off to a loafing, lay- about layoff. Playing hide and seek with the mirror. And losing.

JENSEN: What Do You Actually Know About ISIS?

JENSEN: What Do You Actually Know About ISIS?

Imagine our government issuing a law requiring women to surgically remove their external genitalia. As “The Islamic State,” aka “ISIS,” is reportedly spreading its radical Islam from Iraq to Lebanon, Americans need to understand this organization. Now calling themselves “The …

QUIDNUNC: It's elementary, my dear Cherry Creek

QUIDNUNC: It’s elementary, my dear Cherry Creek

Perhaps we could all go the path of least resistance here and just name the state’s first John Elway Elementary. Guaranteed parents would drive an hour out to Aurora just to send their kids there.

PERRY: Colorado's open-carry gunslingers aim to scare their way into getting attention

PERRY: Colorado’s open-carry gunslingers aim to scare their way into getting attention

This special breed of whacktivist is congealing on YouTube and other websites, where they encourage and incite each other to get out there with the biggest, baddest, stupidest guns ever in the most controversial places they can find and share it with the world

Littwin: Lucky John got the fracking deal done

Littwin: Lucky John got the fracking deal done

In crafting a last-minute fracking compromise, Hickenlooper may not have pulled off the impossible, but he definitely produced the unlikely. He had gotten the center to hold, and Hickenlooper will tell you that when the center holds, all else is right in his world

JENSEN: Democrats Want Obama Impeached?

JENSEN: Democrats Want Obama Impeached?

With cable hucksters at MSNBC like Ed Schultz and Chris Matthews, the actual basis for impeachment would be lost amid the dusty rubble of racist rhetoric

Littwin: Mr. Attorney General, the gay marriage ship has sailed

Littwin: Mr. Attorney General, the gay marriage ship has sailed

What in the name of fundamental rights is Colorado AG John Suthers thinking?

QUIDNUNC: WT(BLANK)? Elect (BLANK) or the (BLANK) gets it

QUIDNUNC: WT(BLANK)? Elect (BLANK) or the (BLANK) gets it

The bruising battle has attracted millions in contributions to deliver a swing district in a swing state to (insert your candidate’s name here)