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QUIDNUNC: Aurora borealis offers a weird light

QUIDNUNC: Aurora borealis offers a weird light

Expect city officials to dig out incriminating photos of legislators in the coming days to neuter the best idea to come from the state Capitol, ever

PERRY: Moving the Holmes' Aurora theater shooting trial is nothing but fair tirade

PERRY: Moving the Holmes’ Aurora theater shooting trial is nothing but fair tirade

Move it? Where? Don’t look toward Dallas. Or Oklahoma City. Or even Colorado Springs. The only thing jurors in those places would find crazy is that Holmes isn’t already working through the end of death-sentence appeals

REAGAN: The Talk Radio Party?

REAGAN: The Talk Radio Party?

OK, so Matt Bevin is either lying or really stupid. In either case, he's a lousy candidate and the Tea Party should ask him to do the Free World a favor and quit.

TYREE: Income Tax Procrastinators, Unite!

TYREE: Income Tax Procrastinators, Unite!

Yes, every year, despite my best intentions, I wind up rushing to complete my returns at the last minute. A dark cloud and a constant nagging doubt haunt the entire first quarter of every year. So why don't I do something about it?

The Grim Repo: Medi-Cal Estate Recovery Act

The Grim Repo: Medi-Cal Estate Recovery Act

"It doesn't seem fair," said Frank. "Granted it's my fault for being unemployed but still...I'm guessing they're going to charge interest."

QUIDNUNC: Dead right, cops aren't always deadeyes

QUIDNUNC: Dead right, cops aren’t always deadeyes

After a few minutes of “bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. .. you get the picture,” the Aurora sharp-shooters managed to wing Adams in the leg with a bullet fragment that might have ricocheted off something the cops did manage to hit

PERRY: 400,000 reasons Aurora is in the weeds with regulating pot shops

PERRY: 400,000 reasons Aurora is in the weeds with regulating pot shops

Since the pot shop industry is forbidden by federal law to have bank accounts, does this mean these pot shop owners have to carry a suitcase packed with twenties and mallards into city hall to show they’ve got the dough?

STANFORD: Why are Republicans Playing the Victim on Civil Rights?

STANFORD: Why are Republicans Playing the Victim on Civil Rights?

The Republican platform has become a symphony of dog whistles, but Republicans think the real problem is the angry snarling of the attack dogs

DURST: Tina Turner, Mad Max, Al Gore and You

DURST: Tina Turner, Mad Max, Al Gore and You

No more trying to keep gas out of the basement, now we concentrate on not lighting any matches. Turns out, Al Gore was right. Next we'll discover he really did invent the internet.

QUIDNUNC: With a little bit of puck

QUIDNUNC: With a little bit of puck

Quid suggests for an Aurora hockey team: The A-Town Drive Bys. No? OK. How about the Aurora Bore-Ye-Allus? Tough audience. Try this: Aurora Blades of Glory.