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PERRY: Road weary in Colorado, we’re fast not going anywhere, folks

PERRY: Road weary in Colorado, we’re fast not going anywhere, folks

Outside of late evenings and early Sunday mornings, you aren’t going anywhere fast on metro-area highways ever again. Get used to it.

DUPUY: Two Minutes of Hate: The Bergdahl Edition

DUPUY: Two Minutes of Hate: The Bergdahl Edition

Bergdahl’s colleagues rushed to national television cameras to use words like “deserter” and “traitor,” and those who hoped this could possibly damage the president merrily propagated it

JENSEN: Democratic Scandal Brings Obama to Delaware

JENSEN: Democratic Scandal Brings Obama to Delaware

Meanwhile President Obama delivers an infrastructure speech on ground shaking from Democratic Party incompetence and corruption

PERRY: Riot Fest all fun and games for local codgers until no one gets hurt

PERRY: Riot Fest all fun and games for local codgers until no one gets hurt

It’s marketing hype and hyperbole. Kind of like “Blow Out Sale” and “Miracle Whip.” It’s not really a miracle. If they called it “Marginal Whip,” we’d all be eating mayonnaise

COLE: Not your Fatherland's football game

COLE: Not your Fatherland’s football game

When Manuel Neuer, Germany’s outstanding goalkeeper, sent another goal kick into sub-orbit, Hunholz paid attention: “Maybe the Broncos could sign that guy.”

DUPUY: Immigrants and the Cootie Offense

DUPUY: Immigrants and the Cootie Offense

You know where the Ground Zero of our whooping cough epidemic is in this country? In affluent, helicopter-parent neighborhoods where lefty science deniers refused to get their spawn vaccinated. You know where it’s not? At the border.

Littwin: Bob Beauprez, welcome to the general election campaign

Littwin: Bob Beauprez, welcome to the general election campaign

This is the same Beauprez who, when he was running for governor the last time, complained about the Mexican government’s slow action by saying, “I’ve vacationed in Mexico before. I know exactly what Mexican time is.”

QUIDNUNC: Denver Aurora Eco-Devo compensates with Denver Broncos Denver dance

QUIDNUNC: Denver Aurora Eco-Devo compensates with Denver Broncos Denver dance

QUID HAS HEARD that the Denver Broncos (Denver) can thank the Aurora Economic Development Council for making sure the (Denver) Broncos don’t play to an empty (Denver) stadium on Dec. 14. It seems the local eco-devo divas had originally pegged …

PERRY: Damned lies surface in the James Holmes Aurora theater shooting trial

PERRY: Damned lies surface in the James Holmes Aurora theater shooting trial

By having Holmes reach out to witnesses via some nice outreach worker, “concerned” about their wellbeing and willing to share “inside” information about Holmes, his family and his crimes, lawyers build subtle but very real alliances

QUIDNUNC: Always better to receive, cash

QUIDNUNC: Always better to receive, cash

About 50 people have money waiting, a fraction of the number who lost their homes. Who says mushroom clouds don’t have silver linings?