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QUIDNUNC: WT(BLANK)? Elect (BLANK) or the (BLANK) gets it

QUIDNUNC: WT(BLANK)? Elect (BLANK) or the (BLANK) gets it

The bruising battle has attracted millions in contributions to deliver a swing district in a swing state to (insert your candidate’s name here)

PERRY: Pinch me, I must be dreaming that officer Falco is still haunting Aurora and its police department

PERRY: Pinch me, I must be dreaming that officer Falco is still haunting Aurora and its police department

Falco is practically a household name around these parts because he’s the city’s most expensive, irksome employee, costing Aurora taxpayers hundreds of thousands of dollars in payouts to the families of dead people and endless legal bills to try and make him go away

JENSEN: No Inflation? Another Liberal Lie

JENSEN: No Inflation? Another Liberal Lie

The Labor Department’s Consumer Price Index has accelerated recently and averaged 3.5 percent for the three months ending in June.”

REAGAN: Hollywood Liberals Stand Down for Israel

REAGAN: Hollywood Liberals Stand Down for Israel

Could they really believe the death and destruction going on in Gaza right now is Israel’s fault?

DUPUY: Children Seeking Asylum and Finding Antipathy

DUPUY: Children Seeking Asylum and Finding Antipathy

Children are not illegal. Refugees are not illegal. Actually, because of the law Bush signed these kids at the border are here legally. The William Wilberforce Trafficking Victims Protection Reauthorization Act of 2008, gives protections to children here alone and not from Mexico or Canada

QUIDNUNC: Cry me a beer river at the county fair

QUIDNUNC: Cry me a beer river at the county fair

This year’s fair features a brewfest with some of Aurora’s super suds and despite our familiarity with 99.9 percent of Aurora’s brews (most in liver-bursting excess) we were not invited to judge the beers

PERRY: Road weary in Colorado, we’re fast not going anywhere, folks

PERRY: Road weary in Colorado, we’re fast not going anywhere, folks

Outside of late evenings and early Sunday mornings, you aren’t going anywhere fast on metro-area highways ever again. Get used to it.

DUPUY: Two Minutes of Hate: The Bergdahl Edition

DUPUY: Two Minutes of Hate: The Bergdahl Edition

Bergdahl’s colleagues rushed to national television cameras to use words like “deserter” and “traitor,” and those who hoped this could possibly damage the president merrily propagated it

JENSEN: Democratic Scandal Brings Obama to Delaware

JENSEN: Democratic Scandal Brings Obama to Delaware

Meanwhile President Obama delivers an infrastructure speech on ground shaking from Democratic Party incompetence and corruption

PERRY: Riot Fest all fun and games for local codgers until no one gets hurt

PERRY: Riot Fest all fun and games for local codgers until no one gets hurt

It’s marketing hype and hyperbole. Kind of like “Blow Out Sale” and “Miracle Whip.” It’s not really a miracle. If they called it “Marginal Whip,” we’d all be eating mayonnaise