Oy vey, dude. Get a grip. Get a life. Somebody get Gordon Klingenschmitt a 72-hour hold.
Three former Aurora prep swim stars will take aim at the NCAA Division I men’s championship meet starting Thursday.
An ad for better bifocals that don’t look like bifocals so no one will know how old you are even though you’re fat, bald, stooped and hold your iPhone upside down all the time and order nothing but the daily specials because you couldn’t read the tiny print on those damned menus even if they did turn up the lights
Ouch. After a brief time when all sides were looking for a way to quit shifting blame and start moving building materials, clearly, the shill is gone, just not from his VA post.
In the push to revive revived revivals from the days of long hair and madras, “Godspell,” revived, comes to the Miners Alley in Golden for a healthy run starting in March.
It takes a brave man to lift a finger to the camera as you pass by, or to naysayers on the U.S. House floor, or to finally do something in Congress that actually needs to be done.
I’m down with not paying taxes for anything, but I’m also pretty keen on keeping the cops, paved roads and enough government to keep oil companies from washing their trucks out into the Platte River
In the American press… men still “get emotional” and women still “break down in tears.”
“Perhaps a good paddling in school may keep me from having to put a bullet in him later.”
I’d argue differently. The state would argue differently. And Johnston — the Dems’ eloquent oratory ringer in the Senate — shouldn’t argue at all.