Dave Perry

A patient at Children's Hospital Colorado steps into the "voting booth" Tuesday to cast a presidential ballot, as well as decide important issues such as whether dogs are better than cats. PHOTO SUPPLIED Nov 6, 2012

PERRY: No kidding, Obama clobbers Romney in part of Aurora; Cats dinged, too.

Kids backed Obama and also voted to back a law that would limit the amount of sugary soft drinks children should drink each week, and they agreed that every child should be able to see a doctor when they need to. Gotta love kids. Enough to make a grown liberal cry

PERRY: Top 10 reasons to laugh your butt off about Romney today Sep 23, 2012

PERRY: Top 10 reasons to laugh your butt off about Romney today

Thanks to Mitt Romney, millions of Americans now know the meaning of the word, "plutocrat."

PERRY: Romney wants you to pin one for The Clipper Sep 18, 2012

PERRY: Romney wants you to pin one for The Clipper

If you support this guy for president, you’ve got to figure out where you stand among those he doesn’t have contempt for

Sep 14, 2012

PERRY: Crying foul for Aurora City Council inside baseball

Parry. Did anyone mention up to this point that Cleland and Hogan were married several years ago while both served on council? Just sayin'

PERRY: Business-chops make for a better U.S. president? Maybe monkey business Aug 31, 2012

PERRY: Business-chops make for a better U.S. president? Maybe monkey business

So when candidates for president, or any other office for that matter, start touting their business credentials and how that makes them a good or better candidate, tell them to shut the hell up

PERRY: Duck, Aurora. City un-fires police officer Chris Falco Aug 16, 2012

PERRY: Duck, Aurora. City un-fires police officer Chris Falco

So if you get the boot as a cop in Aurora, you have serious problems. Clearly, Falco has serious problems.

PERRY: Obama and Romney both lie like sunken turds in a pool Aug 9, 2012

PERRY: Obama and Romney both lie like sunken turds in a pool

But the anti-Romney claim is just as stupid a lie because everyone knows that the insurance companies that Obama got into bed with in creating Obamacare are the ones that would never allow some ranting Republican to roll back their trillion-dollar industry and profits to a time when people paid for health-care with chickens and cash.

PERRY: Another shooting massacre? Time to get deep-fat fryers out of the hands of criminals Aug 6, 2012

PERRY: Another shooting massacre? Time to get deep-fat fryers out of the hands of criminals

It all proves that we need gun control like we need a hole in the head, gun-proponents say.

PERRY: Yeah, I’m furious about Cathy’s ‘Christian’ supporter’s chikin-schtick Aug 2, 2012

PERRY: Yeah, I’m furious about Cathy’s ‘Christian’ supporter’s chikin-schtick

There’s nothing different between this and funneling your chicken sandwich money to the KKK

PERRY: Pucker up, Q-Ville, it’s smooching time at Chick-Fil-A Jul 31, 2012

PERRY: Pucker up, Q-Ville, it’s smooching time at Chick-Fil-A

And Lord only knows what other biblical details Cathay chooses to run his business with. Slaves? Stonings? Dead sibs? Hard to tell because he and his ilk say you don’t get to pick and choose when it comes to the Bible.