Mar 19, 2014
Mar 12, 2014
PERRY: Aurora Police botched sex-case allegation is an unparalleled failure, and the media played our part
I wouldn’t pretend to be in a position to know if Stahl did or did not do what police originally accused him of. I only know that cops have so appallingly botched this case, and possibly Stahl’s life, that police must now seek outside help from another police department to make at least some effort to clean up this despicable mess
Mar 6, 2014
We have no choice but to close the state borders. Until we close public schools so we can spend all the money on asphalt and ski trains, or raise gasoline taxes or tolls, we’re going to have to start turning people away. Sorry.
Feb 27, 2014
So it was Aurora’s turn to make the list, being grouped in with other sullied, vapid communities like Anaheim, Calif.; San Antonio, Texas and Mesa, Ariz., clearly iconic bastions of stupidity you never knew about because you can’t read
Feb 20, 2014
Feb 13, 2014
So do you want your kid taking a chance in the hallway as gunfire erupts between Johnny Nutball and Dead-Eye Dan the Janitor? I didn’t think so. Do you want the shakiest gun in the west wing pointing her heater at the classroom door as everyone cowers in the back of the room only to shoot dead some poor kid who comes in looking for a place to hide?
Jan 30, 2014
I don’t understand what would make a fan of anything dye their hair orange or wear a barrel. It is, as any Vulcan would note, illogical. Is it the thin metro air? Too much sun? Something in the water? A lack of better sporting options? What?
Jan 23, 2014
It makes sense. If you’ve worked in a hopping bar, you know what a nightmare last call can be. About half the bar rushes to order as much booze as they can, and then they rush to pound it to avoid having employees snatching their vodka tonics. So multiply that by a few thousand people twice a week in the middle of the night in a short distance of each other, and you’ve got trouble
Jan 9, 2014
Once again, bleeding heart, commie, pinko liberals like me are in the position of begging conservative types on the Aurora City Council to back off the Big-Brother-government-backed-nannyism-Obamanation-police-state-tactics when it comes to Aurora traffic enforcement. I hate it when that happens.
Jan 2, 2014