There are two degrees of “full.” The first one is where you get to the point where you’re kinda uncomfortable and know you should stop eating. I never stop there
I have seen 11 presidents, one who was a marginal actor. Cars with fins. The invention of buckles on ski boots and step-in bindings. Color photography and television. The invention and use of vaccines. The discovery of DNA and computers.
Here are the Secretive Service monikers these folks really deserve
Since good sense and tolerance don’t have a prayer in Rowan County, we can only hope our system of government prevails, just like it did across the South the last time this sickness surfaced
Trump is brutally honest and frank. Not like the politically naive little boy exclaiming that the king is butt naked, but more like a smelly old senile uncle that blurts out at a family reunion that his great-great-niece has got great big breasts.
The R-Line. Dumb. What’s it supposed to hint or mean? “Ruh-Roar-Ruh?”
It’s NOT the “ah-nah-muhs” River. You sound silly saying that. Like people who say “call-ah-rah-doh.”
Here’s my prediction on whom Donald Trump will alienate tonight and in what order: 1. Muslims who aren’t terrorists or rug importers 2. Latinos who aren’t rapists or stupid 3. Veterans who weren’t killed in the line of duty 4. Anyone who has used birth control 5. Intellectuals and those with an IQ over 100 […]
We still send people like Holmes to their death despite the fact that their crimes are driven by their psychosis, and not anything that makes sense to well people
If you think a hike in the minimum wage is just about a bunch of shiftless whiners who don’t deserve $12 an hour to clean toilets, feed old people in nursing homes or ring up your groceries, modern-day Hoovervilles is what that kind of thinking buys your fellow humans in and around Aurora